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THE ITALIAN MOTHER
A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
in love and that he is going to get married.
He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and you try
and guess which one I'm going to marry
Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three beautiful
women into the house, introduces them, and then settles them on the couch,
after which they all chat for a while.
He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." Without
hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."
"That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly know?"
The mother replies, "I don't like her."
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Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:34 am
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"Gregory Morrow" <gregorymorrowMARSNEEDSWOMEN!@earthlink.net> wrote in
message news:j%JOg.12791$xQ1.573@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
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THE ITALIAN MOTHER
A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
in love and that he is going to get married.
He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and you try
and guess which one I'm going to marry
Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three
beautiful
women into the house, introduces them, and then settles them on the
couch,
after which they all chat for a while.
He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." Without
hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."
"That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly know?"
The mother replies, "I don't like her."
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I thought the old joke was that she was the one with the biggest breasts. |
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